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When I consider how my tweets are spent
When I consider how my tweets are spent Ere half my days in this dark world and wide And that one bad tweet which I'd die to hide Lodg'd on my timeline, though my fingers bent To serve therewith the Twitter, and present Some better tweets, lest @jack returning chide; "Doth @jack extract my data, joy denied?" I fondly ask. But Data, to prevent That murmur, soon replies: "@jack doth not need Either man's tweets or his own cash; who best Feed his AI, they serve him best. His reich Is hellsite. Millions at his bidding speed And post o'er land and ocean without rest: They also serve who only lurk and like." |
Very nice Aaron. "They also serve who only lurk and like". I didn't know who @jack was, but I looked him up, "We believe Twitter helps people connect to something bigger than themselves, shows all the amazing things happening in the world, and all the things we need to acknowledge and address. We‘re constantly learning how to make it freer and healthier for all to participate.". An apt God-substitute indeed. "Ere half my days in this dark world" is very nicely re-purposed. I wish I could get my percentage down. I'm not a Twitterer (Twit?) yet, but on social media in general (poetry sites count to some extent too I think?).
OK, on the "dark world" theme .... |
Sisyphus Online
One must imagine Sisyphus happy – Albert Camus Sisyphus on Twitter, posting pictures of his rock. Albert Camus is looking on in existential shock. Sisysphus on YouTube, watching reruns of The Voice. Albert Camus rewrites his words on absurdity and choice. Sisyphus is torrenting, downloading Rocky IV, Albert Camus, now feverish, revises more and more. Sisysphus on porno sites, scrolling through the nudes. We cannot call this happiness, Monsieur C. concludes. |
Retweets are counted sweetest
Retweets are counted sweetest By those who ne'er succeed. To comprehend a mention Requires ignorèd tweets. Not one of all the Big Accounts Whose Tweets were liked today Enjoy notifications That sign virality As he so small – replying – On whose unfunny joke The distant strains of Discourse Burst agonized and woke. |
On First Looking into The Art of the Tweet
Much have I travelled where the Truth is sold And many failing D.C. leaders seen Round about his towers and golf-links scene Where gofers faithful to the POTUS trolled. Often of his great deals I have been told That won the USA as his domain; Yet never had I heard words so insane Till I heard POTUS tweet out loud and bold: Then I felt like flyers in the skies Who fear Korean missiles threatened then; But dreading, even more, Klan rebel cries As POTUS praises racist tribes—white men Rejoicing at his tweeted deals and lies— Bloody, amidst the antifascist carrion. |
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