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Knife fight
Big brother’s lens strapped to my helmet
recording a video for generations to ignore. One final take, we stumble and jerk like children’s heads watching late-night films. My opponent grasps his knife. From the kitchen, it knows only butchering. On a warm sunny day the incessant buzzing overhead is drowned out by the whistling screams from our mothers to come back inside, piercing through the sky like shells. I lay still as a deer, hot sauce leaking out, a trick from film school coming handy. His knife thrusts forward, I block with all my might. We groan and wrestle, like a suburban playdate. He sinks to the ground next to me, bedtime looming. I hear him whisper his order above to the cirrocumulus intercom. “I’d like to have my Father’s endless rants with Swiss cheese and my wife’s Glossier perfume in a wheat field wrap with a medium Instagram post from my Son that is estranged”. “Sorry we’re not serving breakfast now - would you like to try our new 5 piece crispy chicken nuggets?” With the last of his strength, he pulls two Cinnabons from his belt. Tears away like Saturn and gifts me the sugary eucharist and takes his. I put my arm around him. “Hopefully we’ll go viral”. I think to myself, fulfilling my duty to my big brother. |
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