COOLEST BOOK ON HOTTEST TOPICS: Piddler on the Hoof by SI Fishgal,
ISBN 1-59129-435-5, PublishAmerica Inc. http://piddler-on-the-hoof.8m.com/ http://www.angelfire.com/stars4/fishgal/
The derisive living truth, escapades, eccentricity, idioms, life and death emotionally awake a preschooler in the Red Army's Rearguard during the WW2 and trigger readers' thrills, laughter and bittersweet tears.
Struck with some hoof-and-mouth disease, SI Fishgal spills the guts and teases souls in his potent, rich, vivid, fascinating, stimulating and gripping novel. Explanatory dictionary http://www.wkonline.com made the novel exemplary on its key words and idioms. Amazon listed it as most popular in that respect (#1 in UK).
"Wow! It's like Hogan's Heroes, The Yellow Submarine and Saving Private Ryan all in one chapter! And no messy subtitles!" commented Kuroashi in Fathom.org.

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