Latest Speccie:
No. 2594: Short story
You are invited to submit a short story
(150 words maximum) in which the first line is, ‘It was the wrong number that started it...’ and the final line is ‘P.S. Sorry I forgot to give you the mayonnaise.’ Entries to ‘Competition 2594’ by 30 April or email
lucy@spectator.co.uk.
Since you've sharpened your prose chops on "Inconsequential" you might like to have a go at this one.