Here is The Oldie Competition No. 111 a bit late but there's still plenty of time.
A poem called 'Three Legs', please, written in three stanzas. Maximum eighteen lines.
Entries to 'Competition' No 110' by 8th May. email
comps@theoldie.co.uk Don't forget to include your postal address.
I have already despatched a three stanza poem I had already written which (roughly) fits. For some reason I believe The Oldie allows you two shots (Speccie allows multiple submissions) so I may try with a custom built effort. I suppose after my last Speccie effort I'm in no position tosay don't be indecent, but I think The Oldie might be more polite than the Speccie. I only think. I don't know.