I thought it was the whole alphabet. In fact I've done the whole alphabet.
I'm not entirely happy with some of it and it actually had the curious effect (what you might call the Stephen King effect) of cheering me up because I don't think the noughties children are QUITE as bad as that. A Stanley Knife is what they call a box-cutter in the USA. FUMPING is THUMPING is Estuary pronunciation, indeed in my pronunciation (Forty fousand fevvers on a frush's froat) Oh, and GBH is Grievous Bodily Harm, the most serious sort of assault.
A is for ASBO and B is for BUNK.
C is for CONDOM and D is for DRUNK
E is for ECSTASY, F is for FUMPING
G is for GBH, H is for HUMPING.
I is ILLITERATE, J is for JERK.
K is for KICKING and L is for LURK.
M is for MUGGER and N is for NIFE.
OP is OLD PERSON begging for life.
Q is for Queer-bashing, R is for Rape.
S is for STANLEY KNIFE, T is duct TAPE.
U is for UNDERCLASS, V is for VILLAIN,
W – WASTING of X-rated chillun.
Y is for YES as they all happy-slap you.
Z is the end when they finally ZAP you.
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