Since Jim's broken the ice on posting one's own work, I'll make a mockery of the "mastery" category and post an impromptu ditty of my own:
FAUX PAS
I can't tell what you're going as.
What monster, might I ask?
The ugliest creature I've ever seen!
What's that? It's not a mask?
[This message has been edited by Roger Slater (edited October 06, 2006).]
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