But Janice, nobody reads a newspaper for the NEWS. We get that elsewhere. And I don't read most of the books I read for information. I can't see how they will be changed in any way by Wolfie whatever. And I simply don't believe it will be able to answer the sort of questions I want to ask it.
Is Gordon Brown mad?
Will England beat Australia at cricket?
Why is Gwyneth Paltrow more sexy with a beard?
Who killed Christopher Marlowe? (Much more interesting than who killed Kennedy)
How green was my valley?
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