WHENEVER YOU SEE A RHINOCEROS
Whenever you see a rhinoceros at large,
**stand before the creature,
and contemplate its celebrated feature.
**The herbivore won’t charge.
Whenever you see a rhinoceros, you’ll know
**you’re either dreaming or
watching an antiquated movie, for
**there are none left to grow
that thorn which was no aphrodisiac.
**If you see a rhinoceros,
you’ll soon enough awaken on a bus
**or a train on the wrong track,
a track which leads far back in time to when
**a creature weighing tons
could roam without the hazard of some guns
**in the hands of clueless men.
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