Does he really have a glass eye? Presumably they're not glass these days. Is it the same side as Gordon's? How did he lose it? Here's my poem ith another stanza on it.
Triolets on the Political Situation
The bleeding country’s up the spout –
This rubbish bunch of muppets!
High time we kicked the buggers out.
The bleeding country’s up the spout.
Calamity without a doubt.
The whole show’s gone tits up. It’s
Right up the spout, gone walkabout.
This rubbish bunch of muppets!
They signed the forms. They took the dosh.
They took the funny money
For tellies, wellies, knickers, nosh.
They signed the forms. They took the dosh.
A few were proles, a lot were posh.
They supped it up like honey.
Twelve years of tosh won’t bloody wash.
They took the funny money!
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