WHENEVER YOU SEE A RHINOCEROS
Whenever you see a rhinoceros
cavorting in the Rhine
and ask him how "das Wasser ist,"
he'll answer you, "It's fine."
Whenever you see a rhinoceros
who's bathing in the Po,
don't ask him how "das Wasser ist."
He simply will not know.
Whenever you see a rhinoceros
relaxing in the Seine
and ask him how "das Wasser ist,"
he'll answer, "Come again?"
Only German rhinos know
the meaning of "das Wasser ist."
That's something you should keep in mind
whenever you see a rhinoceros.
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