The Rhinoceros rhyme saw Sphereans to the fore, an hon mensh for Susan Mclean and money for Robert Schechter (that's Bob Slater over here) and (again!!!) Chris O'Carroll. Many congratulations. Oh, and Robert Browning's rhyme is pretty outrageous, even by his standards. He would have been a doughty competitor.
No. 2603: O-pun invitation
You are invited to submit a newspaper article on a subject of your choice currently in the news containing as many excruciating puns as possible (150 words). Entries to ‘Competition 2603’ by 2 July or email
lucy@spectator.co.uk.
I don't see how a poem would qualify here (except perhaps some Patience Strong), but so many poets are punsters also that I thought you'd liike to see it