Well now, Sam produces the goods. I knew he would. Here's mine. I wrote it last night after a very good dinner and about a vat of wine.
Kent Anthem
Kent, Kent, glorious Kent!
Your trip from Victoria’s money well spent.
A week in the city
Is very tough titty.
It’s ever so pretty in glorious Kent.
Kent, Kent, glorious Kent!
When Saints spoke of Paradise that’s what they meant.
So hurry on over
To Margate or Dover.
You’re living in clover in glorious Kent.
Kent, Kent, glorious Kent!
It won’t cost a packet to buy or to rent.
Though London is blightful
And perfectly frightful,
It’s always delightful in glorious Kent
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