Monsieur Jean Wheetworth, bienvenue!
C'est a dire, we welcome you!
We know you'll find our French cuisine
nothing less than tres divine--
especialmente when compared
to your bloody English merde.
Ah! Les fish et les fromages!
Les meats, les salads, les potages!
Les escargots!--not for les wussies!
Go on! Try one! Don't be a pussie!
Dessert! Et puis, do not forget,
un cafe and une cigarette.
Alors! You wave la main and choke
et kvetchez you can't stand le smoke!
Then let us direct you, notre ami,
to le nearest Mickey D.
Last edited by Marion Shore; 07-10-2009 at 12:43 PM.
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