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Unread 07-16-2009, 09:43 AM
Donna English Donna English is offline
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Sounds Dull to Me

Sunday—church bells—bible thumping
Monday—school bells—trash truck dumping

Tuesday—Amish horses— clopping
Wednesday—gossip—first name dropping

Thursday—voices shouting-- Bingo!
Friday—cow sale—bovine lingo.

Saturday the Opry—rockin’ !
Drunken Christians—mockin’—sockin’

Pike’s motto: You’ve Reached Paradise!
(It's Deadsville here, were drawing flies.)
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