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Unread 08-29-2009, 01:58 PM
Roger Slater Roger Slater is offline
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Johnny liked to chat online.
His busy Parents said, "That's fine,
But never tell the Folks you meet
Your Name, your Number or your Street.
Don't even state your Hemisphere!
Johnny, have we made that clear?"

Johnny told his Parents "Yes,"
But one Day gave out his Address
To someone he believed to be
A little girl named Emily.

In fact it was a Man named Jim
Who took a knife and limb by limb
And bloody slice by bloody slice
Showed Johnny that his Folks' advice
Was wiser than he thought before
His Blood was puddled on the Floor.
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