I think you've taken the right road, Sam. It reads like Serbo-Croat. I don't know anything about Serbo-Croat. Or perhaps one of those Native American languages that used to be so fashionable.
Question. Do you think we should put the spoonerism bits in italics to make it easier for the mentally challenged? Many readers of the Spectator fall into that category.
I'm sure I've said this before but when my mother was pregnant with me she was instructed by her doctor to drink a bottle of stout every night. Which she did. Which she did. She didn't like it but she did it.
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