How about dumb bathroom humor? I haven't seen any of that on this thread (skimming through), but Jeez, didn't we all like it?
There's that golden oldie:
Beans beans are good for your heart,
Beans beans will make you fart.
The more you eat
The more you fart
The more you fart
The better you feel
So let's eat beans for every meal!
And a playground favorite I remember:
In days of old
When knights were bold
And there were no toilets,
You used to lay a load
Upon the road
And walk away contented.
Anybody else remember some?
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