I'm guessing you really have to be up on British politics to have it all make sense. The WTF? line for me was:
"But the lady with the pit bull terrier
does not dance. "
Unless this is a reference to the San Francisco pit bull case of a few years ago (which is a bit dated, but still has weird details like the white supremacist son named "Corn Fed"), it just sounds odd.
And I really wanted to add a "in the land of Mordor/where shadows lie" at the end of the Five Golden Rings stanza.
It seemed it needed that.
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