[Julie Steiner]

What are the odds that Lucy will know who Brett Favre is? Slim to none?
He really does pronounce his name "FAHRV", by the way.

I hail from Mississippi. I'm
So modest and retiring...
Retiring for the umpteenth time,
That is. (Unless you're hiring...)

Two Thousand Eight, I quit Green Bay,
but soon I wanted backsies.
Rejected, I went on to play
with New York Jets and taxis.

Two Thousand Nine, I said I'd quit
Again. I'd played my quota.
But re-retirement didn't fit.
I'm now with Minnesota.

So sketch me quick! Don't paint or carve!
Be quick with the eraser!
I'm multi-uniformed Brett Favre,
Flea-flicker of Green Bay, sir!