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Congress Averts Disaster, Bails Out Banks.
Obama Inaugurated; Nation Cheers.
Madoff to Serve A Hundred Fifty Years.
Century's Longest Total Solar Eclipse.
Icelandic Banks and Government Collapse.
H1N1 Flu Pandemic Seen.
Bush Fires Push Melbourne Temps to 115.
Yanks Win Series; Joy in NYC.
P. Samuelson, N. Borlaug: RIP.
Sri Lanka Ends Long-Running Civil War.
Data from NASA Lunar Orbiter
Analyzed: There's Water on the Moon.
A less conventional source says "World Ends Soon."
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