Cripes, Bazza, Wallace Stevens- America's greatest poet. I bloody wish. Your cricket blind spot I quite forgive. I have NEVER watched a football match. My father once took me to a Hearts and Hibs derby but all I could see was grown men pissing into beer bottles and throwing them on the pitch. Hearts won 4-3 so I am told. The ball goes from one end to the other with no sense or reason to it. One day I will sit you down to watch Virinder Sehwag bat. Celery indeed!
Wallace Stevens though!
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