Epigrams/Platitudes:
He finally got his driver’s license, now he can drive himself up the wall.
At a certain age people come in two editions, melons or prunes.
Life is as flat as a pancake without him, a flat, bland, boring pancake without syrup.
Some people can turn a failed outing into a fun adventure, others can turn a fun adventure into a failed outing.
A plentitude of flatitudes aspiring to levity, but not to emaility!
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