[Jim Hayes]

Spiced Up

At the District Court the witless stated she was a virtue at the time of the assault which took place in her reclining years and filled her with foetal despair.

The defendant defied the change saying he had only called to her horse to reclaim
his copy of Greenbeans, The Elizabethan Lemonade, which she had borrowed leading to a long standing fugue between them and claimed she was only trying to saddle an old sore. The persecutor objected to the judge. This led to a country tom which colluded with the judge banging his navel on the wench.

The judy retired to retch a verdict and retuned finding the accursed guilty but inane. 'Thank you' said the old sphincter to the foreskin of the judy. Undressing the Court the defendant said that in the anus of judy's prurience this be the verse.