[ChrisGeorge]

Double UC

I'm your double UC, see?
Short for water closet,
near rhyme, faucet.
Feel free, do, sit.

Aye! Take a seat
any time you like,
take a pew,
make your will

(give some the chance,
they will, they will).
I see the side of you
that few see, I get

comfy with your, er, end.
Moon me at any
time you've
a need, friend!

Christopher T. George