Not quite on message perhaps:
Hiawatha’s Computer
Hiawatha from his teepee,
Squatting at his new computer,
Sends a steady stream of emails
Winging to the global village,
Words of wisdom transcendental:
Buy the shares in British Petrol.
Buy them by the hundred thousand.
Put your shirt on deep sea drilling.
Winging like a shower of arrows
To the weaklings and the women,
Give no ear to idle prattle,
Wind farms, wave power, solar panels.
Spurn the devil. Put thy trust in
Technological advancement.
Follow Microsoft and Google.
Buy more shares in British Petrol.
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