And, Good Lord, here's another. I shall win ALL the prizes and the cake set at last!
You Can’t Tell a Book from its Cover
You can’t tell a tart from a virgin.
You can’t tell a shark from a sturgeon.
You can’t tell a kirk from a kludgie.
You can’t tell a swan from a budgie.
You can’t tell a duck from a plover.
You can’t tell a book from its cover.
You can’t tell a nun from a stripper.
You can’t tell an egg from a kipper.
You can’t tell a tramp from a totty.
You can’t tell a bust from a botty.
You can’t tell a louse from a lover.
You can’t tell a book from its cover.
You can’t tell a truck from a taxi.
You’re off for a life on your jacksy.
You can’t tell a bint from her bruvver.
You can’t tell a book from its cover.
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