I don't know if this counts. I didn't write new things for them to say but used real quotes.
Mark Twain and Benny Hill:
MT: The humorous story is told gravely; the teller does his best to conceal the fact that he even dimly suspects that there is anything funny about it.
BH: Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
MT: Humor cannot do credit to itself without a good background of gravity and of earnestness.
BH: I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.
MT: English humor is hard to appreciate unless you are trained to it.
BH: Do unto others, then run.
MT: Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.
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