A TALE OF TWO CITIES
There once was a man from New York
Who thought that his spoon was a fork.
He said with a smirk,
"This darn thing won't work.
I can't seem to get enough torque."
He flew off at once to Beijing
To see what luck chopsticks would bring.
The sad truth was: zero.
So much for our hero.
He died from not eating a thing.
See Post #7, below, where I rewrote the second limerick.
Last edited by Roger Slater; 07-22-2010 at 04:29 PM.
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