Well, I thought I might score with my smutty Richmal Crompton but it was not to be. The usual suspects scooped the pool - O'Carroll, Bazza and you-know-who. I KNEW somebody would do a Bertie Wooster. Oh, and I spotted Bazza as a winner from the off. There ought to be some way of betting on these things.
The latest competition, though not a verse, will tickle the fancy of some, I'm sure. Even me perhaps.
Competition No. 2661 Short story
You are invited to submit a short story entitled ‘The Day of Doom’ (150 words maximum). Entries should be submitted by email, where possible, to
lucy@spectator.co.uk by midday on 18 August.