Not quite what Dr. Lucy ordered, but I thought I'd share it anyway.
5/21/11
Darlin’, I’ll be in here crappin’; if the Rapture starts to happen
Please alert me while I perch upon my throne,
For the good and godly people will float higher than the steeple,
And I’d hate to be here sittin’ all alone.
If the Son or Holy Wraith’ll let me wipe I’ll join the faithful
And ascend into the clouds to Kingdom Come;
I’ll be like a dove to handle, and I’ll even join the band, I’ll
Resolutely sound the summons on the drum.
What a sight will be there for us as we sing among the chorus
Of the strong who never heard the heathen call!
They’ll be cryin’ by the carful, and their anguish will be awful;
They’ll deserve it–men and women, babes and all!
We’ll rest on our cloudy pillows, not a’weepin’ like the willows
While the saintly sexton tolls the seventh bell.
You and I shall be quite comfy when the billions of the bumfy
Get the flush that sends ‘em on their way to hell.
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