[basil ransome-davies]

These days I find actually flying is the least of it. I seem to have the kind of face that attracts suspicion from the steroid-abusing bouncers, groping perverts & toxic little Hitlers who constitute airport security. I've not had my prostate felt by them yet, but feeling that it's only a matter of time I've virtually discontinued air travel. Fortunately I only visit western Europe these days, so it's no big sacrifice.