This was so obvious to me I'm surprised no one beat me to it:
Sand Pink, the ethnically ambiguous princess, incurred the wrath of the queen by
refusing to eat anything but plants. The wicked queen commanded her huntsman to kill Pink and bring back her heart, but he substituted a heart made of tofu and the princess escaped. She lived happily in the forest, keeping house for seven vertically challenged men and reducing their carbon footprint. But the wicked queen (disguised as an organic farmer) was able to fell the princess with a poisoned apple (certified All-Natural). Her short friends buried her in a solar paneled coffin, where she was found by a wandering princess from Nigeria, who awakened her with love's first kiss and spirited her away to an all-female kingdom, where they lived – well, you know.
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