Don’t be such a troglodyte—clueless and bitter,
when lots of old buffers are tweeting on twitter;
try texting to people (stop calling it typing);
join Facebook, get out there, start practicing skyping;
learn each of the latest IM-ing devices,
SMS, BBM, check out Blackberry prices;
establish a network of friends and be tireless;
get Bluetooth, a handset, go totally wireless.
Linked-in, why I swear, you’d have cyberspace heaven,
just knowing that any time, 24:7,
the people you know (if they’re also unplugged),
can be virtually hectored and virtually hugged,
but when you can e-text and i-chat and phone,
please try and remember—just leave me alone.
Frank
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-- Frank
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