And here's mine, including banana.
New Staggers Competitions
Cain and Abel: A Treatment from Cain’s Point of View,
New Newspeak: Conflating the False and the True,
The Future for Labour: a Westminster Farce,
Some Tips for Distinguishing Elbow from Arse,
The Prodigal Brother Reborn as Piranha,
A Day in the Life of an English Banana:
Six new competitions, all set by Sad Dave
Who dresses in sackcloth and lives in a cave.
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