trickier than they look indeed
One lunchtime, over port and Stilt,
I incidentally thought of Milt,
Of whom the eminent Sam John
Observed 'his power is to aston',
While giving him a hearty drub
For being such a staunch repub,
The blind bard later roused to ang –
For 'doing damage to the lang' –
The esoteric T S. El,
A transatlantic sort of fell.
Why should so mountainous a tal
Be made a cultural Aunt Sal?
It was a headbanging conund.
I couldn't solve it, only wond,
So chose instead to think of Aud,
Though that way only led to bored.
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