Late attempt at this one
I love a glass of Jacob’s Cree,
Valpolicella, Saint Émill.
I’m partial to a nice Zinfan,
a Hardy’s Stamp or Oxford Lan.
I normally exhibit gump,
not overdoing my consump,
but last night I got very drun
- to be quite honest, as a skun!
My head’s exploding. I feel grott;
I do regret that second bott.
Hair of the dog: that’s what I wan.
Let’s see – a Cotes du Rhone? Chardonn?
I’m sorry, but I didn’t hea.
What’s that you said? You think I nee
to ring AA? What utter boll.
What for? I’m not an alcohol.
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