I was a bit daft this week. I remembered that the Spectator comp was to write a reader-repellent blurb, but without a copy to hand when I started writing, assumed that it could be for an imaginary book. I therefore wrote this blurb for the book I should least want to buy. Then I got home and discovered that it had to be for a well-known novel. So thanks for starting this subject, which gives me an excuse to post it.
The Royal Wedding Tellyside Book
The Big Day is coming! And with this book you can enjoy it to the max! Celebrities like Michael Winner and Lembit Opik share their plans for celebrating Wills and Kate's wedding in style. Hit singer Susan Boyle gives her recipe for yummy scones you can munch in front of the telly. (And why not wash them down with a hilarious “Big Willie” cocktail, specially created by T.V.'s favourite funnyman, Jamie Corden? The recipe's in here!) Vanessa Feltz writes heart-warmingly about Kate the woman, and top psychic Derek Akorah reveals why Diana wants us all to take her new daughter-in-law to our hearts. This feature-packed book also includes lavish photo-stories about previous royal weddings and divorces, a crazy Prince Harry charades game, and a fun trivia quiz about the Duke of Edinburgh. Everything you need to make the Big Day complete!
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