And this is it!
Bah Humbug
Hark the Herod Angels shriek
Bloody kids right through the week.
Children are the Christmas curse;
Ours are ghastly, yours are worse.
Kids are snotty, kids are smelly,
Kids watch yards of Christmas telly.
Hark the Herod Angels wail
Christmas is beyond the pale.
Hark the Herod Angels scream
Christmas is a horrid dream.
In the bathroom, on the stair,
Brawling brats are everywhere,
Making an appalling racket,
Smashing toys that cost a packet.
Hark the Herod Angels yell
Kiddikins are Christmas Hell.
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