On this day, 1st January, c. 1200 Anno Domini, I Claudius, King of Denmark hereby resolve to:
1. Dispatch meddlesome nephew (note to self: find smarter minions than R&G)
2. Bring in exorcist to clear castle of ghosts
3. Replace old gasbag Polonius
4. Tell cook to stop serving rancid funeral meats
5. Settle up with Fortinbras.
6. Confess more frequently (you never know)
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