[FOsen]

Death

Be not proud.
Buy a new canary.
Stop boring people quite so much.
Take a holiday.
Stop picking up American spinsters.
Play less chess – learn Halo.
Update ensemble (note to self: Snuggly?)
Ditch the scythe for a garden ride-on tractor.
Wear more pastels.
Institute upgraded Business Class.
Change publicists.
Always be selling.