New Leaf
Try to be nice. That poncy, stuck-up bastard
Who shags it if it moves, and gets well-plastered,
Be nice to him. What if he pinched your job?
Pity the smooth, effete, affected snob.
Try to be nice. Be nice to coloured chaps.
They do their best. Remember you perhaps
Might in another life have been a savage
Who knew no better than to rape and ravage.
Try to be nice. Be nice to bloody fools.
Don’t flatter them and use them as your tools.
It’s not his fault if some poor bugger’s thick,
The useless, spineless, miserable prick.
Try to be nice. Be nice to womankind.
She needs your help. She hasn’t got a mind.
And in particular, to lessen strife,
Be nicer to your very stupid wife.
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