In Vino Insanitas
(I want a deep fried Mars Bar)
I once drank a bottle of Jack in the Black,
went down to the beach with my head on the wrack.
I cursed and sputtered and spat at the hordes
(They were dressed like preppies with credit card swords).
In the fight I reclaimed the girl who just dumped me
and passed a math quiz that just recently stumped me
In a month I was deaf, in a year I was blind.
In another whatever I had labelled my mind
was still on the beach with the booze and the fray
and doing damn well for a bodiless fey.
So don't get morose when she gives you a dose
of come uppance in kind. Get comatose!
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