Nice one, Lance, but don't those three middle lines (4,5,6) each have one syllable too many. Of course yu might say 'probly'. I think I do.
Meanwhile.. I can't see this winning any money but I enjoyed doing it.
New Year Letters
Heron, hippopotamus,
Aardvark, aye-aye, anaconda,
Pterodactyl, platypus,
Penguin, python, potto, panda,
Yaffle, yellowhammer, yak
Nightjar, narwhal, natterjack,
Earwig, eagle, emu, eel,
Willow-warbler, whippoorwill,
Yeti… that’s enough of that shit:
Elephants are going batshit,
Alligators, off their trolleys,
Raving at the New Year jollies.
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