Have you done your Christmas shopping for ’11?
Already? Don’t be daft, it’s Hogmanay.
PLAN AHEAD like me, my friend; I have all my
Presents gift-wrapped, tagged and stored away.
You mean to say you’ve got yourself a year ahead?
No wonder you look smug! I found it so
Easy and I never even left the house.
What? You bought the gifts online, then? No.
You haven’t ‘got’ it, have you? I recycled them,
Each naff, unwanted present that I got,
And swapped the lot around; I dished them out again –
Remembering, of course, WHO gave me WHAT.
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