The Use of Biscuits
Among the foods some label 'junk'
there's one alone it's fun to dunk
if you are brave enough to risk it
in your coffee: yes, the biscuit.
Surely you'd offend your host
were you to dunk your scone or toast
but no one would think ill of you
for dunking biscuits in your brew.
Yet once you're dunked it, don't delay:
remove that biscuit right away!
Or else you might be heard to mumble,
'That's the way the biscuits crumble.'
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