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Unread 01-14-2011, 01:01 PM
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Roger, that's very nice. I'll put an old ten shilling note on it. Meanwhile, here's mine. I'll put a ten shilling note on this too. I like it better than most of my entries lately.


The Use of Biscuits

What is the use of biscuits? What
Have biscuits, in their essence, got
That cakes or crisps or crumpets lack?
The perfect or platonic snack,
Adjunctive to a cup of tea;
Are biscuits all that this might be?
Or are they an irrelevance,
A hypocritical pretence,
A mask, a mummery, a sham?
Do biscuit-junkies give a damn
For values decent people feel?
Betrayers of the commonweal
Of common sense and common good,
Of modesty and motherhood!
Race-hate, date-rape and child-abusing
Can all be linked with biscuit using.
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