Thoroughly Modern Willie proved a happy hunting ground for Spherians. George Simmers won the fiver. Bazza, Bill Greenwell and Lance Levens all took prizes and Frank Osen was mentioned in dispatches.
This week's competition looks good. One could do famous or literary people. I am minded to try Romeo and Juliet in bed in an alternative universe where everything went hunky-dory weddingwise.
No. 2685 pillow talk
You are invited to submit a marital dialogue in verse (16 lines maximum). Please email entries, where possible, to
lucy@spectator.co.uk by midday on 9 February.