The winners have already been posted by others, but I can't stop:
Donut go gentle into that good night.
Your calories are empty, but today
I am resolved at last to eating right.
Though mothers tell me, "Go on, have a bite,"
I tell them, "Don't you know how much I weigh?"
Donut go gentle into that good night.
Would I enjoy a carrot? I just might.
They're quite nutritious, weight-loss doctors say.
I am resolved at last to eating right.
But you, my poison, keep out of my sight!
Turn on your side and roll right off my tray!
Donut go gentle into that good night.
I am resolved at last to eating right.
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