Bazza gets the fiver, Frank takes a prize and Chris O'Carroll, George Simmers, Bob Schechter and me have to chew on the bones of an Hon Mensh. Plenty of material for Martin Parker who had an HM too!
The new competition is a variation on the old publishing one that gave us Eileen Dover, Tudor Titsoff and Mustapha Fagg. Come to that, Mustapha Fagg could surely make a belated return here as a Gay Rights Liaison Officer. I said it FIRST!
No. 2690: Malcolm Tent
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